I'm cocky, and I'm a genius.
First of all lets clarify a couple of things...
1. I am a Poker expert who is more comfortable with the term 'Investing' rather than gambling.
2. I have way many more girl friends than you do, Clearly.
3. I am confident I could beat all of the idiots reading this web page in a game of Texas Holdem EASILY!
So lets face it, Im the KING of Online Poker always will be, So listen to What I'm saying.
FACT: I've spent the better part of my decade developing Poker tips and tactics for all to use. They both work for online and offline Poker.
FACT: The retards that I've taught are already playing poker on a professional level - This could be you.
FACT: I educate in both online poker aswell as offline poker.
I don't care if you listen to me. If you wanted you could go buy a $97 Poker guide and waste your filthy stinkin money. Its not my problem.
I'm actually Surprised that you haven't left this page...
So what's my goal? Its simple my goal is to provide gambling new comers and noobies with all the information they need to get started.
I hear all the Noobie experts saying crap like :
"Poker is mainly luck"
"In poker, if you want to have any success - You've got to go ALL IN"
"Poker is about patience and waiting for the right cards to come"
To be honest I actually do exactly the opposite and still win all of my games. I've competed with some of these experts before. They know when they're up against me they have little competition. True that. By using some simple concepts I can easily plan out what my competition is going to do.
The best online poker tips you can possibly get.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
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